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Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:30 pm
warning: for women only
WARNING: for women only!
Just a disclaimer because I don't want to gross anyone out.
Anyways...i went to the store to get some pads
I get home and realize... damn! they're the wrong... um... kind...
they're depends (i live in one of the oldest demographical regions in Canada... maybe even North America...)
Anyhow... I decided to keep them for a couple of reasons...
1 For when the SHTF in case someone is properly prepped it might come in handy if you think you might pee your pants (I have a bad feeling these days... that the SHTF... or the PHTF)
2 I might become incontinent some day.... see above
3 If 1 and 2 never happen, which I doubt, but hope for (it ain't easy being a doomer, christ almighty... oh, the ambivalence!) then they could make really totally awesome floor polishers if you stick the sticky part to the souls of your feet and dance around the floor swishing about how happy you now are that 1 or 2 never materialized
OK... I'm a horrible joke teller... but it was funny to me... just thought i'd share
um... sorry
Just a disclaimer because I don't want to gross anyone out.
Anyways...i went to the store to get some pads
I get home and realize... damn! they're the wrong... um... kind...
they're depends (i live in one of the oldest demographical regions in Canada... maybe even North America...)
Anyhow... I decided to keep them for a couple of reasons...
1 For when the SHTF in case someone is properly prepped it might come in handy if you think you might pee your pants (I have a bad feeling these days... that the SHTF... or the PHTF)
2 I might become incontinent some day.... see above
3 If 1 and 2 never happen, which I doubt, but hope for (it ain't easy being a doomer, christ almighty... oh, the ambivalence!) then they could make really totally awesome floor polishers if you stick the sticky part to the souls of your feet and dance around the floor swishing about how happy you now are that 1 or 2 never materialized
OK... I'm a horrible joke teller... but it was funny to me... just thought i'd share
um... sorry
Slow down.... think and live from your heart, that is all that is real
TPTB and MSM and you and i want to have hope... hope is so exhausting. Foster
This is a characteristic of zombies in general, they always manage to look alive no matter what. PM
TPTB and MSM and you and i want to have hope... hope is so exhausting. Foster
This is a characteristic of zombies in general, they always manage to look alive no matter what. PM
lol
