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Post Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:15 pm

Re: Recipes: Baked Goods

I know it's been a long time, but I have...well, for me, anyways.... a HUGE initiation / confession / I just don't know what to call it :lol:

Like I said previously here in this thread... I don't really do sweet baked goods. I am horrible at it.

But today... after years and years of wanting to make pie pastry from scratch.... I went to the local grocery store...

drum roll.....

with my daughter....

and I sang along to the christmas opera loudly (my daughter has stopped being so embarrassed of me. hhaaha)... and I had to ask an attendant...

"excuse me, but where could i find some lard?) :lol:

I am going to learn how to make pie crust. I will hopefully eventually make my own lard... the old-fashioned (help, please?)... and then I bought some WHITE flour. I don't think I have ever done that. I felt as though I was almost commiting a sin. Isn't that pathetic :twisted:

It's all in my childhood "training" I guess...

And I figured if i can buy a pie, then I should know how to make one.

But no sweety pies for me... just meat pies.

I am laughing along with my kid, because she just told me I should open a restaurant... she loves my cooking, bless her, and she thinks the restaurant should feature food from around the world. She told me I should ask patrons, in her words, "In what country would you like to dine tonight?"

It makes me think Thai Pie :lol: That would be pretty interesting. I'll post the recipe once I invent it, OK?


Tomorrow I want to make a basic chicken and vegetable pie.
Can anyone help me? I don't know how to make good pie crust. I am a total newbie here. HELP! :D
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Post Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:52 am

Re: Recipes: Baked Goods

1 lb of crisco
1 egg
3 tblsp vinegar
5 cups flour
3 tblsp brown sugar
2/3 cup water

1) blend crisco and flour
2) beat together egg, brown sugar, vinegar and water
3) add egg mixture to flour mixture
4) mix together ( loving hands are always the best)
5) wrap in foil and store in frig until used, or freeze

should result in 4-6 shells

OK... a friend sent me this recipe... i like the loving hands part... i am surprised that there is sugar in the recipe... is this normal for a savory pie? I have zero intuition for this... but i can make a spicy mean pad thai noodle dinner... the baking gene was missing when i was born

OH! i almost forgot... do you have to cook the bottom shell first and then add the filling?
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Post Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:38 pm

Re: Recipes: Baked Goods

Wish I could help Alli, but I have trouble making stuff in the bakery at work! Can't follow directions or some such, but this week has been HELL for me! :evil:

Glad I have the next two days off, I'm so burned out, I was going to start slapping people. :lol:
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Post Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:44 pm

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Hhhaaaaaa! I am glad you have some time off. I have had almost 6 months off... I think that's what's driving me to buy LARD.

No... seriously, I have made good use of my time. Have a good time off! Or time out? :mrgreen:
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Post Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:47 pm

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allissun wrote:Hhhaaaaaa! I am glad you have some time off. I have had almost 6 months off... I think that's what's driving me to buy LARD.

No... seriously, I have made good use of my time. Have a good time off! Or time out? :mrgreen:


Something like that. I am finding it harder and harder to "be a good, obedient worker" in this society. I need a way out, soon.
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Post Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:10 pm

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Earth_Girl wrote:
Something like that. I am finding it harder and harder to "be a good, obedient worker" in this society. I need a way out, soon.


Any ideas on that one? I'm thinking of continuing to sell off / give away more stuff and go live on a sailboat.
Slow down.... think and live from your heart, that is all that is real

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