Detatched retina... WTF?!
- For no particular reason... Blue sparks... Static... Eye stopped working.
- I used to live on Wendy's, Little Debbie Fudge Rounds, Coca-Cola, and basically absorbed more physical trauma on a regular basis than a crash test dummy... And had ZERO health problems.
- Now I live a lifestyle the Amish would find boring, eat a diet so goddamned healthy Richard Simmons would barf on it... And I've got hypertension, high cholesterol, and my freakin' eye has just come-apart inside.
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