I always said that when the end of the world came I would be wearing silk panties. It was both a joke and very real because , as a woman who played boys games-boys rules all my life and thus spent a lot
of time in leathers, overalls, various butch but necessary gear I also always made it a point to wear very feminine underwear. This highly amused my grandfather, who did not really approve of me wearing pants in the first place so he agreed to buy me all the frilly stuff I wanted. I took shameless advantage of this and before my boobs began the long fall, was shameless about the wearing O the frillies on all possible and a great many questionable occasions. I wore red panties, to match the red dress, to the old reprobates funeral at his specific request, so whether he was looking down or up he could spot me, yeah I DO come from a long line of shameless folk.

At one time, way too many people called me "Silkie" due to the unfortunate cutting off of my outer garments by overzealous emergency room staff, I am STILL pissed about losing that sweater!long story.

Well, I will be wearing silk panties when it comes, let's eat. Or go out and try to drink all the tequila in Dallas, or whatever came into my dim little head to end the serious discussion. It always got a laugh,
and then we were off to play. I am the luckiest person who has ever walked this earth because of when I was born and PO, I just did not know that for a long time. I rode that wave of oil like a surfer, screaming with the sheer joy of it and did not know it was oil that lifted me.
Now I know.

I just purchased silk and supplies to make my own underwear. I am also planning to help fund and encourage a sustainable local mineral makeup business venture because women will always be women, end of the world or not. I am planting like Johny Appleseed on speed and all the other things doomers do but I will just flat be damned if I am not gonna get some PRETTY through the bottleneck too! Like the trees I plant that I will not live to see in their glory, those patterns for pretty panties and the recipes for lipstick, are going into the future because they are important.
Why, yes, I will face the end of the world wearing silk panties, just as I always said I would. And I am going to make sure that plenty of ladies on the other side of the bottleneck have nice things too!
It can't ALL be beans, bullets and bandages.
Just for pretty has to be there too.
That, gentleman, is all you really need to know about women. Plan accordingly.